i swear, that clipping isn’t photoshopped.

While I’m proud to say Strategy Magazine ranked me #1, these rankings are based on awards. And while I’ve won dozens, I think they’re a detriment to the business and sometimes cause agencies to forget why we do what we do. As Bill Bernbach said, we’re here to make our clients look clever, not ourselves.

Below are various media samples, though writing for TV can be found on my commercials page. (If you want a laugh, I urge you to listen to the Pears radio.)